Dear Friends,
I'm starting a campaign and I hope I can count on your support. My campaign is to convince Daddy that his beard has got to go. It looks silly and it makes Daddy look even older than he already is -- he's 35 (that's 1,820 weeks!) and the beard adds a couple years at least.
More importantly it scratches my fine, delicate cheeks. Whenever Daddy scrapes his spiky stubble against my face I take a swipe at him with my fingernails, but he's just not getting the picture.
So please, write or call Daddy and tell him he looks better clean shaven. Do it for me... and Mommy.
Love,
Henry David
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